Tuesday, May 25, 2010

HUSBANDS FOR SALE!

Read this online and found it to be intriguing and funny!~

HUSBANDS FOR SALE!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch ..... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

*quoted fr yyk*

loving it! :D
have a nice day!~

Monday, May 17, 2010

Manasseh

Manasseh: (Hebrew: מְנַשֶּׁה, Modern Menashe Tiberian Mənaššé ; "who makes to forget")

Joseph, was the youngest son of Jacob/Israel, was looked down and bullied by his 12 other brothers. later he was sold to the land of egypt to be a slave. As you read on in the bible, you'll realize that he was maligned by the wife of his master who lusted after joseph and thrown into the jail whereby later he got the jail master saved and interpreted the dream of pharoah and later became the 2nd man of egypt.

he forgave his brothers for what they had done. he invited the entire family to the palace of egypt and feasted and acknowledged them back as a family with total disregard for all the hurts inflicted on him. he reverenced them as his brothers and did not held his head up high just because he was the prime minister of egypt. joseph later named his son, Manasseh which means "forgetful".

time and time again, unforgiveness is a vicious cycle that seeks to "kill" its holder. we get confused, frustrated, angry, heartbroken etc. firm to walk ourselves out yet to fall in slumbers again and seemingly unable to get out of the cages of bitterness and unforgiveness. Although most say that time will heal, no qualms about it but episodes and bouts of reminiscence and outbreaks get to us, thus causing us to sink further.

to forgive and forget, this 2 attitudes and actions come together. once again, it is believed that if mental patients can learn to forgive themselves and others, 75% of them can walk out totally healed. Chains of bitterness bind us up and we find ourselves unable to get out. make a stand and decision to forgive and FORGET. no doubt, it is the hardest part, which may seem impossible but it could be the way or key out.

Choose to let it go, and find your Manasseh. learn to take dominion, control of your thought-life. what you feed your mind with, it translates into emotions and ultimately, your actions. We cannot really control our emotions but yet, we can control our thoughts and what we feed our mind with. With positive thoughts, translates into positive emotions; vice versa. make a decision today to seek your Manasseh, learn to control your thought-life, free yourself from the chains of the past and look forward to a beautiful tomorrow.